Save Strawberry Creek

A fish-free campus, A progressive LEAP for the spirit of education! \t No more mouth fungus for students everywhere...

CULPRITS:

Oncorhynchus keta (chum salmon)

Rhinichthys osculus nevadensis (amargosa canyon speckled dace)

PROBLEM:

For over sixteen years (and counting!), the marine life of Berkeley's Strawberry Creek has been wreaking -havoc on the UC campus' environmental order and student population...

WHAT THE DATA IS SAYING...

Starting in 1997, an alarming statistic began to rise in the population of students attending the University of California, Berkeley.

A number of cases with students suffering from mouth fungus arose from seemingly nowhere, but was later understood to be linked with the fish in Berkeley's own Strawberry Creek.

"It has come to attention that some students [have been] consuming... fish from Strawberry Creek. We ask all students to refrain from doing so, particularly since this ill-advised consumption has been connected with new cases of mouth fungus on campus."

- Vice Chancellor Provost Administrative Captain Robert Dingley

Despite this banishment from fish consumption, hungry students were still found in-between classes sneaking down to Strawberry Creek and snatching fish by hand to give them the energy needed to continue through their day.

Data shows this problem is only growing worse...

ENVIRONMENTAL DISASTER

Recent studies conducted by Berkeley's Department of Agricultural & Resource Economics (as of 2014) has also shown a harrowing correlation between the increase of marine life in Strawberry Creek and decrease in GDP per capita (gross domestic plants).

In short, it has been discovered that the fish are consuming all the beneficial soil, resulting in a rapid plant death along the creek banks!

THEY ARE EATING THE SOIL!!!

Caption: Strawberry Creek in 1894

Caption: Strawberry Creek in 2019

SUMMARY

UC Berkeley staff and studentse: We must eradicate the fish population in Strawberry Creek AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Pledge to save campus by 2020!

"Bears love fish but these fish eat dirt! Go Bears!"